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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 16:36
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
They put up a sign reading
Japan’s oldest “human” fossils aren’t human at all, says new study - Glass Almanac
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Thumbs down again.
Senate expected to pass crypto bill without addressing Trump’s investments - AP News
Just Forget it!
Still no good
No go.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Stocks Stay Lukewarm After US, China Trade Talks: Markets Wrap - Bloomberg
Minds and Behinds
Nuts and Butts
Next, they tried...
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What are the upcoming trends in artificial intelligence and machine learning?
Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Diddy trial day 21 recap: 3rd victim takes the stand as judge threatens to boot Combs - ABC News
So, the docs changed it to read
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So they tried
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
Nvidia CEO sends blunt 7-word message on quantum computing - TheStreet
share office space ...
No, not a chance
Then came..
Tesla's Imminent Valuation Crash? (NASDAQ:TSLA) - Seeking Alpha